The Worst Kind of Thief

You know the recession has hit pretty hard when people start stealing toilet paper. Recently it was reported that a German politician was caught stealing toilet tissue from the town hall in a sting operation conducted by janitors. After more than 200 rolls vanished, the janitors laid a trap for the 24-year-old member of the… Read more

Let the Clean Freaks Have It (Literally)

Almost everyone knows a clean freak; ours at F-MATIC is Harriet. She voluntarily cleans our kitchen at the office; she scrubs her floors by hand; and she cleans her toilets two, and sometimes three, times a week. We thought she would be the perfect scrutinizer of our latest product coming out in early 2011: the… Read more

‘Twas The Night Before F-MATIC

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The restrooms were quiet, save for a janitor’s prayer, He prayed that F-MATIC soon would be there. The workers had left, all gone home to their beds, While visions of cleanliness danced in their heads. And… Read more